Guy down the way over there just caught a fucking five foot long shark that tried to eat me when I sat down to smoke a cigar a while away after they released it,
It fucking almost beached itself trying to swim on shore to get to me!,
YAAAAAY PANIC BOX EVERYONE AND ANYONE SHOULD PANIC AFTER THAT!,
Who put the weird jewelry in my lunchbox when I wasn’t looking that I can only assume is some kind of hex or curse thing!?!?!?,