Hey coach I tested positive for chicken, 

you wha…. focus on what you’re doing, 

yeah coach you know it’s real important to know if a player has chicken in their system and the whole way of testing for it is really simple but important and all you have to do to test to see if a player tests positive for chicken is to buy the player chicken and if they eat it then they test positive for chicken, 

please…focus….what you’re doing, 

I don’t know coach but I think you should test me for chicken to see if I’m still positive for chicken and have it in my system or not, 

wait who bought you chicken?, 

well I did coach because I wanted to know if I had it in my system or not and I think I’d focus a lot better if you tested me for chicken and you’d feel better too knowing whether or not I tested positive for chicken….. I think the breaded tender ones are the best to use for a test like that, 


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